Attention Whore

So I'm home sick today which means I'll have to deal with a lot of this

  

and this

Downward Spiral

The combination of Gigi's old age and her being deaf gives her the power to go into incredibly deep sleep. Maybe later I'll take a video of me setting off the smoke detector next to her head while she continues to sleep.

Not helping

If my wife ever has to work from home she likes to bombard me with photos of Gigi. I think she seems to think these are cute, but they just make me sad.

I give up

Gigi has two dog beds to sleep on but my wife still chooses to put her on our office chair. I don't understand.

Two extremes

 So I just got back from a 2 week vacation in Italy, where I saw stuff like this......

....only to come back to this.

Lone survivor

No shame

I don't even know what to say about this, it just makes me want to cry.

Intruder

Seeing how Gigi still likes to make the rug in my bedroom smell like dog, it's obvious that the battle for control of the bedroom is not over.

Gigi's magic pumpkin hat

Protesting

Gigi's refusal to leave the bedroom has become some kind of protest where she will not budge.

I might be starting to understand how this cop felt: