Dropping a Deuce

My wife's brother brought his own little hell-spawn to our Xmas dinner. Double the pug? God damn it.

World of Gigi

My wife and I were playing some World of Tanks when I turned around and saw this. I'll probably be the one to clean the hair off the chair.

Look into my eyes

The trend of flipping Gigi on her back continues, to no one's enjoyment except my wife's.

Contributing member of society

Hey Gigi, what did you do today? What's that? You continued to embarrass and disappoint me? Ok.

Rough night

I like the fuzzy quality of this photo because it helps to emphasize the complete wreck that is Gigi the moment she wakes up.

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Gigi's nightly "being put to bed" ritual. I figured I should document it before I go insane.

Puke

My wife calls this "living the life". I disagree.

Get it offfffff

My wife claims Gigi loves the pumpkin head while I say she hates it. I think the video speaks for itself.

Destroyer

Courtesy of my art lead at work. I like how he captured Gigi's essence, how she wrecks everything you work for and care about.

Empty void

The thousand yard stare, a constant occurrence.

Owned

This makes me happy.

Someone kill me

My wife thinks the dog likes to be carried up the stairs to our apartment. She does this in public. During daytime.

Attention Whore

So I'm home sick today which means I'll have to deal with a lot of this

  

and this

Downward Spiral

The combination of Gigi's old age and her being deaf gives her the power to go into incredibly deep sleep. Maybe later I'll take a video of me setting off the smoke detector next to her head while she continues to sleep.

Not helping

If my wife ever has to work from home she likes to bombard me with photos of Gigi. I think she seems to think these are cute, but they just make me sad.

I give up

Gigi has two dog beds to sleep on but my wife still chooses to put her on our office chair. I don't understand.

Two extremes

 So I just got back from a 2 week vacation in Italy, where I saw stuff like this......

....only to come back to this.

Lone survivor

No shame

I don't even know what to say about this, it just makes me want to cry.

Intruder

Seeing how Gigi still likes to make the rug in my bedroom smell like dog, it's obvious that the battle for control of the bedroom is not over.

Gigi's magic pumpkin hat

Protesting

Gigi's refusal to leave the bedroom has become some kind of protest where she will not budge.

I might be starting to understand how this cop felt:

Damn it

 Lately, or more like every night just before we go to bed, Gigi has been wondering into our bedroom and refusing to leave. The routine usually starts with her coming in and me trying to kick her out, which then results in her trying to hide inside the  closet.

 Once I manage to pull her out of the closet she just stands in the middle of the room, confused.

 She continues to stand in the middle of the room with a blank stare, frozen in place.

Finally after a lot of pointing, hand gesturing, and swearing (she's deaf so it doesn't matter) she goes to the hallway where her bed is. This is yet another joy that Gigi brings into my life.

You shall not pass

Gigi knows that if she takes one step into the bedroom that things will get ugly real fast.

Gigi Noir

A collection of images from Gigi's everyday life/sadness.

Gigi likes them thick

This is Gigi's two year old boy toy, Chun Li. He's really fat as you can see by the massive rolls around his harness, but to Gigi the fat rolls are the equivalent of Hugh Jackman's chest. Now you might think to yourself that Chun Li is a girl's name but he belongs to an elderly white couple who wanted to give their pug an Asian name because of the pug breed's Chinese origin. Old white people are awesome.

What the hell is that thing?

That is the face I see in my nightmares.

Expensive tastes

My wife and I will buy Gigi comfortable beds so that she can sit comfortably. Sadly she will often choose stupid things to sit on, like a damn trash bag because everyone knows how comfortable those are.

Embarrassment

My dad asked me yesterday if I feel embarrassed when I walk Gigi, I said yes.

Predator on the prowl

inspired by that "paws" poster that's going around.

Giwok

How Gigi got her groove back

Meet Otto, he humped Gigi today at the dog park. Gigi did not like it and tried to bite him.

 Gigi is unaware of the approaching danger from her left side, if only she wasn't deaf. Sadly I did not capture Otto's affectionate hugging on camera a few seconds later because I was trying to pull Gigi away from him. I felt bad about the cock block so I threw a ball for Otto to fetch and he was happy.