The combination of Gigi's old age and her being deaf gives her the power to go into incredibly deep sleep. Maybe later I'll take a video of me setting off the smoke detector next to her head while she continues to sleep.
Lately, or more like every night just before we go to bed, Gigi has been wondering into our bedroom and refusing to leave. The routine usually starts with her coming in and me trying to kick her out, which then results in her trying to hide inside the closet.
Once I manage to pull her out of the closet she just stands in the middle of the room, confused.
She continues to stand in the middle of the room with a blank stare, frozen in place.
Finally after a lot of pointing, hand gesturing, and swearing (she's deaf so it doesn't matter) she goes to the hallway where her bed is. This is yet another joy that Gigi brings into my life.
This is Gigi's two year old boy toy, Chun Li. He's really fat as you can see by the massive rolls around his harness, but to Gigi the fat rolls are the equivalent of Hugh Jackman's chest. Now you might think to yourself that Chun Li is a girl's name but he belongs to an elderly white couple who wanted to give their pug an Asian name because of the pug breed's Chinese origin. Old white people are awesome.
My wife and I will buy Gigi comfortable beds so that she can sit comfortably. Sadly she will often choose stupid things to sit on, like a damn trash bag because everyone knows how comfortable those are.
Meet Otto, he humped Gigi today at the dog park. Gigi did not like it and tried to bite him.
Gigi is unaware of the approaching danger from her left side, if only she wasn't deaf. Sadly I did not capture
Otto's affectionate hugging on camera a few seconds later because I was trying to
pull Gigi away from him. I felt bad about the cock block so I threw a ball for Otto to fetch and he was happy.